The recipe said 20 minutes. That was a personal attack.
Twenty minutes, plus a brief emotional collapse.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 008
Dish towel · COMING SOON
If you see me cleaning, someone important is coming.
Nothing motivates like an impending witness.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
$17.47
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
I followed the recipe until it got bossy.
The oregano and I are no longer taking orders.
This kitchen has two settings: museum and crime scene.
There is no third setting. We checked.
Please don't make me form a complete thought.
Single syllables only until further notice.