Please state your purpose and estimated departure.
A warm welcome with a firm end time.
Doormats
Welcome is a strong word. Let’s start with “you are currently here.”
Everyone inside is wearing pants because of you.
You have no idea what this visit has cost us.
If you didn't text, you're a delivery.
Leave the package. Preserve the peace.
Knock like you brought cheese.
Wine also qualifies. Hands-free arrivals will be reviewed.
We discussed your visit. It was contentious.
The household vote was not unanimous.
Your early arrival has been noted.
We were counting on those twelve minutes.
Please don't make us give you a tour.
The rest of the house has declined to comment.
Welcome. Keep it under two hours.
Hospitality, with a sensible expiration date.
Sorry about the barking. The dogs feel the same about you.
Finally, someone willing to say it out loud.
We were having a perfectly good day.
Then the doorbell got involved.
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