Fresh notes of lemon and minding your own fucking business.
Freshen the room. Reinforce the boundary.

A boundary, but make it atmospheric.
Candle. 9 oz Clean Cotton scented candle in a glass jar with lid. Natural soy wax blend and cotton wick. Jar measures approximately 2.8 × 3.5 inches. Glossy printed label. Never leave a burning candle unattended; follow the safety label.
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
Freshen the room. Reinforce the boundary.
Lovely to see you. Fascinating to watch you leave.
Your drink has a seat. Kindly use it.
One ring on the table. A lifetime of bringing it up.