The recipe said 20 minutes. That was a personal attack.
Twenty minutes, plus a brief emotional collapse.

At this point, the plates are paying rent.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
Twenty minutes, plus a brief emotional collapse.
The oregano and I are no longer taking orders.
Empathy is currently brewing.
A moving tribute to the seven minutes it stayed clean.