This kitchen has two settings: museum and crime scene.
There is no third setting. We checked.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 004
Dish towel · COMING SOON
I just cleaned this. What the actual fuck?
A moving tribute to the seven minutes it stayed clean.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
$17.47
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
I woke up defensive.
No questions. Especially cheerful ones.
I've burned myself for people who won't unload the dishwasher.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.
If you don't like it, congratulations. You're cooking tomorrow.
Congratulations on your promotion to head chef.