If you see me cleaning, someone important is coming.
Nothing motivates like an impending witness.
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Oven mitt · COMING SOON
Careful. This lasagna contains six hours of resentment.
Serves six. Resents eight.
Oven mitt. One right-hand oven mitt, 10.6 × 6.7 inches. 100% polyester with quilted padding and a hanging loop. Printed on both sides. Supplier photos show the design on multiple mitts; your order includes one right-hand mitt. Made to order in Vietnam. Follow the sewn-in care and safety instructions.
$10.75
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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Made to order. US shipping is $7.99 for your entire order. Items from different fulfillment partners may arrive separately.
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
I woke up defensive.
No questions. Especially cheerful ones.
Tonight's special: I should've ordered pizza.
Pairs beautifully with an open delivery app.
It's a fucking casserole, not a performance review.
Please save your notes for a restaurant that asked.