I've burned myself for people who won't unload the dishwasher.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.

Dinner is served. This conversation is over.
Oven mitt. One right-hand oven mitt, 10.6 × 6.7 inches. 100% polyester with quilted padding and a hanging loop. Printed on both sides. Supplier photos show the design on multiple mitts; your order includes one right-hand mitt. Made to order in Vietnam. Follow the sewn-in care and safety instructions.
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.
We suggest a discreet retirement. Possibly witness protection.
Dinner went well. The kitchen has retained counsel.
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