I need coffee before I can pretend to give a shit.
Empathy is currently brewing.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 010
Dish towel · COMING SOON
This towel has seen things the health department shouldn't.
We suggest a discreet retirement. Possibly witness protection.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
$17.47
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
The sink is now a load-bearing structure.
At this point, the plates are paying rent.
If you don't like it, congratulations. You're cooking tomorrow.
Congratulations on your promotion to head chef.
I have cooked once. The kitchen has filed a complaint.
Dinner went well. The kitchen has retained counsel.