No substitutions. No suggestions. No witnesses.
Dinner is served. This conversation is over.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 009
Dish towel · COMING SOON
Nobody knows what happened to the good spatula.
Last seen being used for something deeply inappropriate.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
$17.47
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
I woke up defensive.
No questions. Especially cheerful ones.
The dishwasher is full. So is my resentment.
One of these can be emptied with a button.
I have cooked once. The kitchen has filed a complaint.
Dinner went well. The kitchen has retained counsel.