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Guest towel · print layoutNo. 023
Guest towel · COMING SOON
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Please appreciate the soap. It has been waiting years for this.
Guest towel. Guest hand towel, 16 × 28 inches, with hemmed edges. 80% polyester and 20% polyamide. Sublimation print on a white towel. Made to order in Vietnam.
$4.50
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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