The shower curtain is protecting both of us.
A tasteful curtain. A legally binding boundary.
Guest towel · print layoutNo. 026
Guest towel · COMING SOON
The nice towels have never worked a day in their lives.
They are decorative members of the household.
Guest towel. Guest hand towel, 16 × 28 inches, with hemmed edges. 80% polyester and 20% polyamide. Sublimation print on a white towel. Made to order in Vietnam.
$4.50
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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We cleaned because you were coming. Don't get used to it.
You are welcome. The baseboards are exhausted.
The fancy soap is for you. We use the cheap stuff.
Please appreciate the soap. It has been waiting years for this.
Please don't open anything with a hinge.
Some doors lead to Narnia. These lead to embarrassment.