No substitutions. No suggestions. No witnesses.
Dinner is served. This conversation is over.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 052
Coffee mug · COMING SOON
I woke up defensive.
No questions. Especially cheerful ones.
Coffee mug. 11 oz white ceramic mug with C-shaped handle and a glossy finish. Design printed on both sides. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe.
$5.09
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
If you see me cleaning, someone important is coming.
Nothing motivates like an impending witness.
My customer service voice is still loading.
Please enjoy this brief period of honest facial expressions.
I've burned myself for people who won't unload the dishwasher.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.