I've burned myself for people who won't unload the dishwasher.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.

Bought by the person we thought we were on Sunday.
Fridge magnet. One rectangular button magnet, 3 × 2 inches. Metal shell, flat magnetic backing, and a clear mylar/UV cover.
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.
Somewhere, a fork is living its best life.
There is no third setting. We checked.
Last seen being used for something deeply inappropriate.