I've burned myself for people who won't unload the dishwasher.
The oven has manners. Unlike some people.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 005
Dish towel · COMING SOON
We own fourteen coffee mugs and three forks.
Somewhere, a fork is living its best life.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
$17.47
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
I just cleaned this. What the actual fuck?
A moving tribute to the seven minutes it stayed clean.
Careful. This lasagna contains six hours of resentment.
Serves six. Resents eight.
Nobody knows what happened to the good spatula.
Last seen being used for something deeply inappropriate.