We own fourteen coffee mugs and three forks.
Somewhere, a fork is living its best life.

Bought by the person we thought we were on Sunday.
Fridge magnet. One rectangular button magnet, 3 × 2 inches. Metal shell, flat magnetic backing, and a clear mylar/UV cover.
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
Somewhere, a fork is living its best life.
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