You're standing in the cleanest 40 square feet we own.
Enjoy the tour. This is the entire tour.
Guest towel · print layoutNo. 028
Guest towel · COMING SOON
We cleaned because you were coming. Don't get used to it.
You are welcome. The baseboards are exhausted.
Guest towel. Guest hand towel, 16 × 28 inches, with hemmed edges. 80% polyester and 20% polyamide. Sublimation print on a white towel. Made to order in Vietnam.
$4.50
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
The fancy soap is for you. We use the cheap stuff.
Please appreciate the soap. It has been waiting years for this.
The nice towels have never worked a day in their lives.
They are decorative members of the household.
Please don't open anything with a hinge.
Some doors lead to Narnia. These lead to embarrassment.