I just cleaned this. What the actual fuck?
A moving tribute to the seven minutes it stayed clean.
Made for your particular grievance.No. 001
Dish towel · COMING SOON
The sink is now a load-bearing structure.
At this point, the plates are paying rent.
Dish towel. 100% cotton tea towel, 28 × 28 inches. Printed on one side; sewn-in care label. Size may vary by up to 1 inch.
$17.47
$7.99 shipping per order · United States only
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For the person who sends you a seven-minute voice note about a spoon in the wrong drawer. You know exactly who this is for.
WHILE WE'RE COMPLAINING
All the goods Other things that need saying.
Do not critique food made by someone holding 400 degrees.
Feedback is best delivered from another postcode.
Careful. This lasagna contains six hours of resentment.
Serves six. Resents eight.
I followed the recipe until it got bossy.
The oregano and I are no longer taking orders.