Chef's special: whatever expires tomorrow.
Fine dining, with a deadline.
Aprons
Dinner is served. The press conference is canceled.
Please hold your feedback until never.
The suggestion box is a bin.
Eat it or apply for the position.
The position comes with dishes. So many dishes.
No one asked how your mother makes it.
Your mother is welcome to come over and cook it.
I cooked the meal. I will not be taking questions.
The press conference has been canceled.
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