Keep your wet little problems off my table.
A small island for your condensation crisis.
Coasters
We paid money for this table. Your drink can sit on its own tiny furniture.
The table did nothing to deserve this.
An innocent table. A preventable tragedy.
Put your glass here like somebody raised you.
Manners, now available in a convenient place to put your drink.
Your beverage is not better than my furniture.
Your drink has a seat. Kindly use it.
This is why we can't have nice shit.
One ring on the table. A lifetime of bringing it up.
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