Please don't make us give you a tour.
The rest of the house has declined to comment.
Good things. Bad attitudes.
75 things to buy instead of starting a fight in the family group chat. Find the one that makes you say “for fuck's sake, that's me.”
Welcome. Keep it under two hours.
Hospitality, with a sensible expiration date.
Sorry about the barking. The dogs feel the same about you.
Finally, someone willing to say it out loud.
We were having a perfectly good day.
Then the doorbell got involved.
Smells like nobody needs me for anything.
A little ambiance for being spectacularly unavailable.
Notes of vanilla, cedar, and a very firm no.
A boundary, but make it atmospheric.
Scent: canceled plans and a locked door.
An evening with absolutely no plot.
An expensive way to pretend the dog isn't here.
The dog would like to know what your problem is.
Smells like someone else doing the dishes.
Close your eyes. Imagine a competent adult at the sink.
Scent: ignoring the group chat.
For the message you have read and spiritually deleted.
Burn until your relatives become tolerable.
Burn time may vary. So may your relatives.
Fresh notes of lemon and minding your own fucking business.
Freshen the room. Reinforce the boundary.
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